bruuuno 5:05 Fri Aug 28
Becoming a lorry driver
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I am thinking of becoming a LORRY DRIVER.
Please furnish me with information on how I can achieve this.
Thank you.
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Grumpster
5:06 Fri Aug 28
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Think Hatred might be your man.
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Honest Hammer
5:07 Fri Aug 28
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Loads of ads knocking about for this isn't there?
Companies need them so pay for training and job at the end of it.
joe royal is your WHOer for all things in excess of 20 tonnes.
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Hammer and Pickle
5:08 Fri Aug 28
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I thought Len had retired to his horsebox.
Joe Royal will be your man.
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Grumpster
5:11 Fri Aug 28
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Girl here who rides horses is actually learning the theory for her HGV licence and it's gone some nightmare questions in it, so get swotting.
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ted fenton
5:17 Fri Aug 28
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Yes Joe is your man !
Have had lot's of offers from Migrants bruuuuuun ?
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ray winstone
5:18 Fri Aug 28
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Loads of companies looking for drivers, massive shortage of Class 1 so if you fancy spending your days listening to the inane banter of Ken Bruce get your Driving boots on, 10-4.
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Northern Sold
5:20 Fri Aug 28
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56% of Lorry drivers are perverts and doggers
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CrowleyHammer
5:20 Fri Aug 28
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What's the pay like?
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Northern Sold
5:21 Fri Aug 28
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Come across as right divs... especially ones that hit the dartford tunnel like one did yesterday.... took 3 hours to do 10 miles... fucking Lorry driving div
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yogib
5:27 Fri Aug 28
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Hatred will be able to give you tips on how to use a slow cooker for nights away while driving and Joe Royal will give you tips on getting through customs pretending to be Darren Anderton fulfilling his true calling.
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Bungo
5:31 Fri Aug 28
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How do you feel about murdering prostitutes?
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Ditcher
5:35 Fri Aug 28
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More hated than politicians and estate agents.
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Hammer and Pickle
5:39 Fri Aug 28
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What, even more hated than coach-station security guards - you know, the old gits with the flashy officer's dress polyester uniforms?
Or don't they have them any more?
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riosleftsock
5:42 Fri Aug 28
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yogib 5:27 Fri Aug 28
ag ag you cunt, but true.
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overbyyer
5:53 Fri Aug 28
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Expensive to get through the training, but reasonable money if you are prepared to go tramping for days on end.
#liveinalorrysmelllikeacorpse
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bruuuno
5:53 Fri Aug 28
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I tried whomailling royal and it resulted in a SPLAT.
Am definately a pervert.
Killing prostitutes is a little out of my comfort zone but I'm sure they train you up and give you the skills for that.
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hub hub hub hub
5:55 Fri Aug 28
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800 -900 a week driving 6 maybe 7 days a week, long hours.
Say goodbye to your partner and kids.
Most lorry drivers i meet (i work on a building site) are single and live with their mums.
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DukeofDevo
6:47 Fri Aug 28
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Make sure you don't suffer from blackouts before you get behind the wheel!
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Nurse Ratched
6:47 Fri Aug 28
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"Killing prostitutes is a little out of my comfort zone but I'm sure they train you up and give you the skills for that"
I passed the practical exam with flying colours, but failed the theory.
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Nurse Ratched
6:48 Fri Aug 28
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I met Ken Bruce a few times through work. I didn't take to him.
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